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Name: Rosco McQueen
Country: Sri Lanka
Birthday: 8/15/1909
Gender: Male
Interests: home improvement
Expertise: giraffe hunting
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Hospitality
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Member Since:
12/7/2003
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eddie money is the shit.
god damn richard grieco is sexy.
 im spent
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well the fight with dr. asshole never happened. im pretty sure he didnt remember considering he served me several beers at dekes. oh well i still cant stand that loser. i hate everything about that backne infested dildo and his little elitist posse. fuck the dekes, except glass. all of them are huge fags and i hope they all enjoy getting raped by their "brothers" this semester. in other news, i participated in a case race this weekend. jc was my partner for the event, so its no surprise we didnt win. i guess ill take 3rd. it was a lot of fun until everyone started booting in shock dads sink, but at least its not my room. the best was when the non chalant chuck proceeded to yak all over himself. it was hysterical.
today the only big thing that happened was the collins super bowl party. it was loads of fun, except the dkes decided they would steal half our food. fucking jerkoffs! god im glad i didnt do a frat.
oh yea, if anyone ever sees me with one of those necklaces with all the little white stones kill me. i cant count how many ive seen the past week. | | |
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Well i finally did it. I sold myself out. That's right, i made my first abercrombie purchase ever today at the Haynes mall. Picked myself up some nice shorts for this lovely weather. Something xanga worthy did come out of my trip to abercrombie. I dont understand the business strategy in locking dressing room doors. I mean honestly, there is nothing worse than wanting to try something on only to be shot down by an empty, but closed, dressing room. I just dont get what good can come out of keeping it locked. I mean i damn near put the shorts back on the racck and got myself the hell outta there, but luckily for abercrombie's sake someone walked out just as i was about to take off.
In other news, i have been called out for a fight sometime tomorrow with doctor asshole or cockter greg, which ever one you prefer. My sraight shooter personality called him an asshole when he was being an asshole, and he in is drunk, im better than you because im a dke, state challenged me to a brawl tomorrow, so we will see if he remembers tomorrow. Im not big on fighting but when i must settle my differences with someone through brute force ill resort to it. I just wish he wasnt twice my size. Ill post tomorrow if im still alive | | |
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Well like usual, ive got some new beef and it has to do with our hall bathroom. First off, for the non-wake people, our ra designated certain stalls as piss stalls and the other side for number 2s. Apparently, no one gave newsome the memo though cause i everytime i walk in there, sure enough hes doing it backward. Newsome: you are already unwelcome on our hall. DO NOT alienate us even more by dropping deuces in the 1 stall and getting your aids infected urine all over our number 2 toilet seats. That just isnt fly with the collins homeboys. On a second bathroom note, cleaning lady: you dont have to use a full bottle of bleach everyday when you clean our bathroom. Id like to know i can take a nice bowel movement or shower without potentially dying of asphyxiation. Lady give me a break. We dont ask much of you, but please the bathroom is honestly becoming unbearable. And for those of you who think i am being my "bitch bitchly" self, im far and away not the only one who has complained. Matt told me a few days ago he has to take showers with a towel over his mouth and greg nearly choked until he yakked a while back also. I dont know what is worse, the black janitor who walks in my room and sounds like an uneducated slave from the 1800s or the mexican cleaning lady who is constantly talking in some foreign language on her cell phone? Well at least we got rid of the ni.....(southpark joke, i am not racist) | | |
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Well so much for posting everyday. Its not that im busy because i dont do jack shit, its just im lazy as hell. Oh well. Ill see what i can remember. On friday night i took a trip with greg to danville, virginia to partake in the poker tourney. It was a pretty fun time. The danville locals seem like good people. The highlight of my trip to danville would have to be eating at some chinese restaurant. There were 4 people behind me, all drunk on chinese liqour, who were discussing how redneck each of them were. Now the conversation was quite funny, but the funniest remark was about how kentucky folk were way more redneck than virginia people. One of the guys impersonation of a kentucky person went a little something like this: "He lets go to the bar and get us a pig and have some fun." I burst out into laughter when i heard this. I just remembered the trip to danville was on saturday night but im too lazy to go back up and change it. I had my days mixed up. Friday night was the second trip to the strip club for collins guys and one c hall girl, taylor, came along for the ride. Another fun filled time capped off by me spending way too much money...again. But in the great one's words, "you cant have a good time unless you spend over a hundred dollars at the strip club." By bill haas' definition, i had a "good time." Either way, i need to learn how to turn down a lap dance, or a table dance, or a trip to the vip room. Its all in good fun, so whatever. Sunday started with the big wake/fsu bball game. Despite what some people believe, i was cheering for wake to end the 3 game slide, but the noles proved to be a very tough adversary like ive been saying all along. I DID want wake to pull it off, but if we had to lose im glad it was to another team i follow. I wish both teams good luck for the remainder of the season. On sunday, i got my real first taste of snow. Id say it probably snowed about 3 to 4 inches. So of course, i went out and dicked around in the snow. Patch challenged me to a snowball fight, which quickly turned into a wrestling bout. I lost cause pat is huge. Oh well it was fun. Later in the day we went out and played a little tackle football. I proved to be not nearly as effective in bad weather, as i was virtually shutdown by lockdown corner prior. It was still a good time. As the day went on it continued to snow until later that night when the sleet came. Because of the awful weather school was cancelled so everyone was happy, except for temple cone's fys students, as he made us turn in our paper regardless of the weather or the fact school was shutdown. School wasnt the only thing shutdown on monday. The whole town of winston salem was practically closed. Churches were closed on sunday and there was virtually nowhere to eat because practically every restaurant closed. Thank god for dominoes. The town proved they were thoroughly incapable of dealing with this much snow, but i guess students all around didnt care because they didnt have school for a day and a half. It appears we will be attending classes tomorrow however. That kind of stinks. Well that was pretty much my weekend + monday and tuesday. I want to close with a little phrase that really irritates me. Im sure everyone has experienced this when closing a phone conversation. One person will say to the other, "well im going to let you go." what the hell does that mean? Oh you are going to let me get off the phone? oh thanks very much. You are doing me a huge favor. Thats bullshit. everyone knows this just means you are ready to get off you selfish bastard. My mom constantly does this to me and it pisses me off. Shes a good lady so its ok. Ill try to update as much as possible but i cant promise anything. Until next time.... | | |
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